There once was a Humane Society worker who lived in a shoe,
she had so many kittens, she didn't know what to do.
She gave them some toys, she petted their heads,
She changed all their litterboxes,
glad they weren't dead.
She rescued these kittens,
with patience and love,
She never met a pet she was intolerant of.
The kittens all grew,
And found their new lives,
With husbands and children and boys and their wives.
Saved from their fate,
They remembered her well,
The humane society worker
Who was stressed all to hell.
That crazy cat lady who lives in a shoe
Still isn't sure she has room for you.
Give it a day, and more kittens will come,
Give it an hour, and she will succumb.
Surrounded by kittens,
From me and from you,
Surrounded by animals,
What is she to do?
Give her a dollar, a moment of time,
Give her an hour, she'll teach you to be kind.
One message she has, so you'll have no regrets:
Please, for the love of god, SPAY AND NEUTER YOUR PETS!
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